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Unwritten Rules of Kansas City

Not every rule has the benefit of being pasted on a sign. Some of them are unwritten... 


This is especially true of cities... There are some things that you just have to learn the hard way. OR, you can just source a bunch of them from the people who use your website. We went with the latter, and are pleased to report that you people really delivered. Check out the best Unwritten Rules of Kansas City, according to YOU! 

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  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "Hands off our shuttlecocks!"


  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "Do NOT try to stand or sit on the ledge of the wall at the WW1 memorial. There are 24/7 security guards that will get on the intercom and yell at you to get down lol."


  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "That it's ok to park in lanes of traffic."


  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "Do NOT tell people you are in Kansas if you are in Missouri!"


  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "They can't pull us all over if everyone agrees to go at least 10 over."


  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "Watch your height on that bridge of Independence Ave."


  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "When someone flies into KCI and says wow I’ve never been to Kansas…brotha ur still not in Kansas."



  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "Know what you want to order at Gates."


  • UNWRITTEN RULE: "Kansas City generally = KCMO. I've heard too many people refer to KCMO as just "Kansas." Nope that ain't it."

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Let this page act as the aforementioned sign. You can go ahead and point to it when you see a newcomer to Kansas City making an embarrassing mistake.